• How I troll on CoD when I'm bored
  • Random Kid: Hey guys, I'm a dj that will do parties around the California area. I play electronic, rap, and hip hop. Contact me if you need a dj or something.
  • Me: Do you travel up north? I have this event I'm planning on.
  • Random Kid: Yeah I can. Where do you live?
  • Me: I live in Saskatchewan.
  • Random Kid: Sasquatch what?
  • Me: SASK CATCH CHEW WAN!
  • Random Kid: Oh, where's that? Middle of Canada?
  • Me: Yeah, how much would it cost for you to come hear?
  • Random Kid: Well its gonna be a lot.
  • Me: Not really, from California to hear it'll probably reach like 300-500 bucks. Anyways, so do you play kpop?
  • Random Kid: No, what the hell is that?
  • Me: You haven't heard of Kpop? I need you to remix some songs for my event ok?
  • Random Kid: Yeah sure, but I never listened to them before.
  • Me: K go to youtube and search 'Girls Generation' and find the song Gee spelt G-E-E.
  • Random Kid: Alright wait, let me go search it up.
  • 5 mins later cuz this kids laptop is crappy
  • *hears the beginning of Gee and then eventually the song*
  • Random Kid: WTF is this!? Is this the type of songs you Canadians listen or what?
  • Me: No, a lot of people know Kpop.
  • Random Kid: Really? cuz I've never heard that before but, so when and where is the event?
  • Me: May 5-7. I'm having it held in one of the Saskatoon malls.
  • Random Kid: Ok, give me your email address then it will be all good.
  • Me: My email is 56deadpool@hotmail.com
  • Random Kid: Alright let me talk with my manager then it will be settled. I'll have to arrive 2 days prior to the event.
  • Me: Perfect, I'll see you in 2 months
  • Random Kid: Yeah I'll see you there.
  • *I leave the game*
  • And yeah, I hope he actually goes.
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